you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
