That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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