Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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