my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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