mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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