This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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