Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
