Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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