garbage
garbage dick
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you win
I'm going to jail i love you
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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