Whatcha textin bout Willis?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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