I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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