I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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