He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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