I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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