ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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