The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I need to calm my uterus...
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