She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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