Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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