I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Randomize
