You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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