ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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