god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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