She's JV to your varsity
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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