Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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