it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize