he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Dick very happy bro
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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