The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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