Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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