Me too!
I understand Curling. That high.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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