sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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