Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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