YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The beer is more important than you right now.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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