I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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