OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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