i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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