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(774): View more from Massachusetts

his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.

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(407): View more from Florida

do you ever just like the smell of your farts?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.

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(916): View more from California

Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....

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(906): View more from Michigan

nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life

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(330): View more from Ohio

Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.

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(850): View more from Florida

high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana

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(847): View more from Illinois

He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.

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