worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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