Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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