you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
