You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize