Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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