This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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