erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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