my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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