I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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