Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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