loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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