Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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