whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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