I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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