That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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