Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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